Monday, 14 April 2014

The square capped twisty jar thing

Dear Void,

You know what?  I kind of like this one.  I done it about four or five years ago when I decided that I should stop being a try-hard, posturing arsehole and use some maths and masking tape to get the lines right. It started out as an exercise in harmon—.
Wait. Listen to me banging on, for fuck’s sake! I was about to launch into some bullshit about ‘form’ and ‘light reflection’ and ‘harmonious something-or-other’. And I haven’t even shown you the pitcher yet.  Here it is:

 
I done it with a ruler and pencil and then fudged the rest by looking at a light through a jam jar.  It’s one of the few Frankspouse will let me hang in the house.
I thought it was funny that it had a threaded but square cap.  OH BOY LOOK HOW SILLY AND ABSURD I WAS THERE 

Feel free to give me shit about the ubiquitous flaws.  Don't get me wrong, I know where they are because

Soc is a fraud

downinahole

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